While it still has that quaint feel that I remembered, this was definitely no longer the small town of my youth. Businesses have closed and been replaced or moved and grown larger. Even a few big name chain stores have invaded the area giving an entirely new aspect to the locale. However, as we drove down Water St. and Queen St., there came the staples of my childhood. The baseball diamonds and splash pad at Palmer Park, the Borelians Community Theatre, the delectable Hank’s Pastries, Books Galore and More (which I will get back to shortly) and of course the old institute of my fine education, Port Perry High School. A smile crossed my face as we drove by each of these remnants of my past and onto our accommodations for the night…the Heath Haven Bed and Breakfast.
[John] Ahhh.. Heath Haven.
There aren’t many places to choose from in a tiny town and we were very happy when we found that Heath Haven had a vacant room with an ensuite washroom. What we had not expected was what we found upon arrival. I really don’t know what we were looking for but what we found was definitely not it. The term ‘Bed and Breakfast’ brings to mind beautiful images of country homes, private and quiet dwellings in softly stated areas… Heath Haven is not exactly that.
As we made our way into a small suburban development, we questioned if we had the correct address. Our doubts about the address increased as we turned onto a cul-de-sac and stopped in front of a middle-class, cookie-cutter house with the number we were sure was correct. After sitting at the end of the driveway for a few seconds debating whether to enter the driveway or to drive away, we decided to pull in. We then debated whether to knock on the front door or call the number we had from their website, to confirm the address. We must have sat there for a good 10 minutes before hesitantly stepping out of the car and walking towards the front door, at which time we noticed the small sign by the front steps “Heath Haven”. Apparently we were in the right place.
Just before we reached the front steps of the house, a man emerged from the back via the open, cluttered garage and announced himself the co-owner of Heath Haven, Mike. By this point I was already wondering what we had landed in.
Mike pleasantly led us around the back of the house, showing us the pool and through the back door, introducing us to the kitchen and the living-room-turned-common-lounge-area complete with family photos and the family piano, along with significant religious symbols in multitude. Some local destination pamphlets and brochures were neatly laid on the coffee table and Mike proudly made mention of the fact that Heath Haven had a discount deal with a local spa.
Continuing to the main foyer and up the stairs to the bedrooms, I was increasingly thankful we had booked the room with the ensuite washroom. This is a family home, shared with those of us willing to pay to borrow a bedroom for a night.
The Gardenview Room was nice with the ensuite washroom facilities. The bed had the potential to be more comfortable and I was constantly aware that we were sleeping in a room in a stranger’s home, rather than a nice room at a ‘proper’ Bed & Breakfast establishment.
[Lana] John talks a lot about the ensuite washroom… I think she might have enjoyed it.
[John] Hey… sleeping in a stranger’s home – I want my own washroom access.
It was an interesting experience with a nice breakfast that, thanks to the other couple staying there, was an entertaining and lively way to complete our stay. The other couple was quite friendly and the husband gave us many conversation pieces to carry us through the day. A man from east-end Toronto with his own sense of humour, he threw out many lines to keep us laughing and thinking for a while. As we chatted about an early morning start, he remarked that it took them a while to get going in the morning because “I look so bad in the mornings that my cat is filing for divorce.” As the conversation turned to crime in various areas and biker gangs being targeted for criminal activity, our table-mate commented, “I’m not trying to sound racist but why are the cops going after the white guys?” I bit my tongue hard on that one and politely smiled while just trying to enjoy the food and get through it until we left. Confrontation was not the point of this trip and so I tuned out a bit until the stream turned to the business of our host, working for a printing (or publishing?) company. At any rate we learned about the transition from the lick-and-stick postage stamp to the self-adhesive sticker style. There was an interactive campaign going where citizens could have their photos created on personal stamps for commemorative purposes. This is where our new friend at the table told us that, “If you believe in Voodoo, then licking a stamp with your picture is like licking the back of your head.” Indeed, a very interesting man with an almost innocent boyish charm, not knowing any better and completely excited by himself.
[Lana] As the owner, Mike, took us through the house on our tour, I knew that I had seen him before. It wasn’t until our breakfast conversation that it was confirmed where I had seen him… he owns Books Galore ’n’ More, one of my favourite go-to stores when I lived in town.
With our lovely breakfast complete, we packed up our car and eagerly made our way out of the cul-de-sac and on to our quickly-decided extra long roundabout route to Peterborough, via Fenelon Falls (a town that doesn’t start with a ‘P’!).
[Lana] With our sanity intact (and hopefully our extra-curricular activities not secretly recorded for the host’s personal collection) we moved on to some of the local shops…the favourites being The Wee Tartan Shop for immersing us in the culture of the Celtic Isles…
[John] ... Where we bumped into our Heath Haven table mates though we honestly tried to hide.
[Lana] …and Tribal Voices with unique items from all over the world. We were also hoping to stop in at the Jester’s Court, a supposedly haunted pub style restaurant, but it wasn’t open before we were going to leave and move on to our next town. We planned to return however, and will definitely visit it next time.
[John] I really did enjoy Port Perry and look forward to our return. Heath Haven… not so much.
[Lana] Fenelon Falls – After a bit of a drive, we arrived at our next destination and another piece of my youth, Fenelon Falls. We had no real plans for the area as it was a stop we tacked on to the trip last-minute. We drove around the main downtown area and decided to stop for an ice cream at the famous Kawartha Dairy Slices’n’Scoops. We were pretty lucky to get through the line when we did. We no more than had our order handed to us than the line behind us grew so long, the building couldn’t even contain it. As we ate our cones, we crossed the street to watch the boats traverse through the lift lock. One of these boats was the tour boat that carries its passengers through the lock and into the beautiful Cameron Lake. Watching the fun all these weekend mariners were having made John and I long for a watery vacation. Hopefully that will be part of our near future.
